The Vegans Were Right

I'm sure everyone's noticed the crazy high prices of meat, but even if you can afford it, don't buy it!!!

This has got to be the result of a disease spreading through livestock that the CDC doesn't want us to know about. I think it's a Mad Cow type disease, but that's mutated to spead to chickens, pigs--every animal we eat from the grocery store. Communicable disease is the only reason we'd have shortages of all these different livestock!!

Time to try out all those vegan meat dupe recipes you've saved on Pinterest! You won't catch me eating meat from the grocery store for a WHILE!

Stay vigilant, stay weird.